Weapons And What To Expect - Zombies Alive
TP 1138
weapons and what to expect...
ZOMBIESALIVE
the heavy baseball bat
the rounders bat
the metal bat
pick axe handle
recommended weapons...
not recommended...
the heavy baseball bat killscore - 10/10 this is an all round winner. portable and kills in a single blow. just look at the blood... the rounders bat killscore - 8/10 good, but a little lightweight for the harder headed undead. the metal bat killscore - 6/10 best for finnishing off crippled or imobile undead. the pick axe handLe killscore - 9/10 a point deducted for its size. this is still an awesome tool but a little cumbersome.
THE TUBE LIGHT
the tube light killscore - 1/10 useless beyond belief due to its utter flimsiness and at night it will make you more obvious than a walking christmas tree
THE HEAVY BASEBALL BAT
col.romero recommends...
THE KNIFE AND GUN COMBO
THE knife and gun combo killscore - 4/10 seems like a good idea but reloading will just make you crap yourself and could cost your life. as for the knife...just too damn small
THE ROUNDERS BAT
THE JACK DANIELS BOTTLE
THE jack daniels bottle killscore - 1/10 don't even think about it. good for one kill but what a bloody waste of booze. emergency use only.
THE METAL BAT
the neutron bomb
what a moron. we say this is the worst plan in the history of the universe. NEUTRON BOMBS only destroy living beings. who knows what it will do to zombies?
RUBIKS CUBE
rubiks cube killscore 0/10 why bother? you may as well cover yourself in barbecue sauce and lay in a bed of warmed human flesh.
THE PICK AXE HANDLE
what to expect on the outside... a lesson from mary
tube light
knife and gun
j.d. bottle
rubiks cube
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