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TP 1138

ZOMBIESALIVE

Axe handle blue bloody bat bottle of jack knife n gun metal club small bat rubiks cube tubelight

recommended weapons...

 

the heavy baseball bat

killscore - 10/10

this is an all round winner. portable and kills in a single blow. just look at the blood...

 

 

the rounders bat

killscore - 8/10

good, but a little lightweight for the harder headed undead.

 

 

 

the metal bat

killscore - 6/10

best for finnishing off crippled or imobile undead.

 

 

 

the pick axe handLe

killscore - 9/10

a point deducted for its size. this is still an awesome tool but a little cumbersome.

the heavy baseball bat

the rounders bat

pick axe handle

the metal bat

not recommended...

the tube light

killscore - 1/10

useless beyond belief due to its utter flimsiness and at night it will make you more obvious than a walking christmas tree

knife and gun combo

killscore - 4/10

great idea at first but relaoding is a sure way to become zombie food. as for the knife...too damn small

THE jack daniels bottle

killscore - 1/10

don't even think about it. good for one kill but what a bloody waste of booze. emergency use only.

rubiks cube

killscore 0/10

why bother?

you may as well cover yourself in barbecue sauce and lay in a bed of warmed human flesh.

what to expect on the outside... a lesson from mary

THE knife and gun combo

killscore - 4/10

seems like a good idea but reloading will just make you crap yourself and could cost your life. as for the knife...just too damn small

tube light

knife and gun

j.d. bottle

rubiks cube

nuclear-explosion-at-sea

the neutron bomb

col.romero recommends...

what a moron. we say this is the worst plan in the history of the universe. NEUTRON BOMBS only destroy living beings. who knows what it will do to zombies?

weapons and what to expect...

THE HEAVY BASEBALL BAT

THE TUBE LIGHT

THE ROUNDERS BAT

THE METAL BAT

THE PICK AXE HANDLE

RUBIKS CUBE

THE KNIFE AND GUN COMBO

THE JACK DANIELS BOTTLE

what a moron. we say this is the worst plan in the history of the universe. NEUTRON BOMBS only destroy living beings. who knows what it will do to zombies?

what to expect on the outside... a lesson from mary