TP 1138
ZOMBIESALIVE
MARY
name :- mary
nat :- Irish
D.O.B :- aug 8th 2017
weapon :- metal bat
zombie kill count :- 6
mary is the heart of our group. she witnessed the horrors of londons zombification and bludgeoned her way to safety. Her P.H.C. ran out of fuel and she crash landed somewhere in south east england planning to get to the coast to use her childhood sailing skills to make it to the safety of the ocean.
"porno" - sam
"poRno" :- sam
nat :- english
d.o.b. :- dec 2nd 2014
weapon :- baseball bat
zombie kill count :- 20
sam or "porno" for relentlessly carrying a dirty magazine with him is as highly intelligent as he is highly strung. a little too fond of jack daniels He does however show some talent and passion for zombie killing and features in our how to kill a zombie demo video ranking as second highest zombie killer.
the pilot
Our celebrity survior the pilot was the first man to set foot on every planet in our system. found unconscious by mary and porno and carried to safety we are hoping his colonial war hero skills will prove invaluable. He has yet to kill any undead but has inspired us all despite none of us rememering his damn name.
"chit-chat"
name :- "chit-chat"
nat :- unknown
d.o.b. :- unknown
weapon :- tyre iron
zombie kill count :- 50+
"chit-chat" was named by "porno" due to his total lack of conversation. He remains a mystery to us and only ever talks incomprehensibly in his sleep. hmmm... fortunately for us he is an extremely efficient zombie killer with at least 50 kills confirmed. when he is not slaughtering zombies he sits quietly and endlessly plays with his rubiks cube (not a euphanism. a real one).
daisy
name :-daisy
nat :- english
d.o.b. :- 8th oct 2021
weapon :- axe handle
zombie kill count :- 1
name :- beth
nat :- english
d.o.b. :- jan 16th 2015
weapon :- knife steel
zombie kill count :- 5
col g.a.romero
colonel romero is unfortunately in charge of the remaining military forces in britain and seems more intent on blaming iraqi terrorists for his error in bringing the zombie virus to earth.
name :- g. a. romero
nat :- english
d.o.b. :- classified
weapon :- neutron bomb
zombie kill count :- classified
dr.vanessa helsing
name :- dr. vanessa helsing
nat :- english
d.o.b. :- jan 24th 2013
weapon :- hypodermic needle
zombie kill count :- unknown
doctor vanessa helsing is the government scientist who believes she can find a cure for the zombie virus. she hates colonel romero and thinks he is a warmongering imbecile. perhaps she's right.
phil hornby is a newsman with his own hard hitting show. after grilling colonel romero and dr helsing for answers the tv studio he worked from was over run by the living dead. he is said to have taken a soundmans boom pole and killed at least 19 zombies during his escape.
his current whereabouts are unknown.
phil hornby
name :- the pilot
nat :- unknown
d.o.b. :- unknown
weapon :- colt .65cal
zombie kill count :- 0
name :- phil hornby
nat :- english
d.o.b. :- jan 24th 1999
weapon :- boom pole
zombie kill count :- 19
daisy is the baby of our group and very giggly in the company of the pilot. with just one zombie kill to her name she pushed the undead creature down a stairwell during the inital outbreak. unconventional but effective.
beth has more money than god due to bankrupting gillette and putting an end to the need for men to shave. Shame money counts for nothing these days. perhaps her innovation will come in handy.
beth
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"hell is full and the dead are here"
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"it's not just a fucking magaziNE"
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"send those flesh eating mother fuckers back to hell"
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