TP 1138

ZOMBIESALIVE

the survivors....

MARY

"porno" - sam

the pilot

"chit-chat"

daisy

beth

col g.a.romero

dr.vanessa helsing

phil hornby

name :- mary nat :- Irish D.O.B :- aug 8th 2017 weapon :- metal bat zombie kill count :- 6

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mary is the heart of our group. she witnessed the horrors of londons zombification and bludgeoned her way to safety. Her P.H.C. ran out of fuel and she crash landed somewhere in south east england planning to get to the coast to use her childhood sailing skills to make it to the safety of the ocean.

"poRno" :- sam nat :- english d.o.b. :- dec 2nd 2014 weapon :- baseball bat zombie kill count :- 20

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sam or "porno" for relentlessly carrying a dirty magazine with him is as highly intelligent as he is highly strung. a little too fond of jack daniels He does however show some talent and passion for zombie killing and features in our how to kill a zombie demo video ranking as second highest zombie killer.

name :- the pilot nat :- unknown d.o.b. :- unknown weapon :- colt .65cal zombie kill count :- 0

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Our celebrity survior the pilot was the first man to set foot on every planet in our system. found unconscious by mary and porno and carried to safety we are hoping his colonial war hero skills will prove invaluable. He has yet to kill any undead but has inspired us all despite none of us rememering his damn name.

name :- "chit-chat" nat :- unknown d.o.b. :- unknown weapon :- tyre iron zombie kill count :- 50+

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"chit-chat" was named by "porno" due to his total lack of conversation. He remains a mystery to us and only ever talks incomprehensibly in his sleep. hmmm... fortunately for us he is an extremely efficient zombie killer with at least 50 kills confirmed. when he is not slaughtering zombies he sits quietly and endlessly plays with his rubiks cube (not a euphanism. a real one).

name :-daisy nat :- english d.o.b. :- 8th oct 2021 weapon :- axe handle zombie kill count :- 1

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daisy is the baby of our group and very giggly in the company of the pilot. with just one zombie kill to her name she pushed the undead creature down a stairwell during the inital outbreak. unconventional but effective.

name :- beth nat :- english d.o.b. :- jan 16th 2015 weapon :- knife steel zombie kill count :- 5

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beth has more money than god due to bankrupting gillette and putting an end to the need for men to shave. Shame money counts for nothing these days. perhaps her innovation will come in handy.

name :- g. a. romero nat :- english d.o.b. :- classified weapon :- neutron bomb zombie kill count :- classified

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colonel romero is unfortunately in charge of the remaining military forces in britain and seems more intent on blaming iraqi terrorists for his error in bringing the zombie virus to earth.

name :- dr. vanessa helsing nat :- english d.o.b. :- jan 24th 2013 weapon :- hypodermic needle zombie kill count :- unknown

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doctor vanessa helsing is the government scientist who believes she can find a cure for the zombie virus. she hates colonel romero and thinks he is a warmongering imbecile. perhaps she's right.

name :- phil hornby nat :- english d.o.b. :- jan 24th 1999 weapon :- boom pole zombie kill count :- 19

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phil hornby is a newsman with his own hard hitting show. after grilling colonel romero and dr helsing for answers the tv studio he worked from was over run by the living dead. he is said to have taken a soundmans boom pole and killed at least 19 zombies during his escape. his current whereabouts are unknown.

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quote :- "hell is full and the dead are here"

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quote :- "it's not just a fucking magaziNE"

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quote :- "send those flesh eating mother fuckers back to hell"

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quote :- "...................."

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quote :- "her jaw bone and half her skull came away from her body..."

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quote :- "I think we should burn it"

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quote :- "lock your doors, shut your windows and keep in doors for the moment and we will get this sorted out"

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quote :- "this technology came from somewhere else or sometime else"

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quote :- " well at least he has a theory, you don't seem to have a theory"

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